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circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

(via the-awkward-platypus)

lizzorasaurus:

andante-ace:

charlatte-love:

perfectlypreparedprosecution:

dmann-rjm:

BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE

HOLYSHIT

guys omg guys guys listen

whoa…..

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix:

abbysetcetera:

I didn’t realize this was a 3D gif. I thought the TARDIS was pole dancing. 

now thats what i call…sexy

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laugh-addict:

THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO

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toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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assbuttsinpurgatory:

“The Most important human leaf in history. It’s full of stories, full of history. And full of a future that never got lived. Days that should have been but never were. Passed onto me. This leaf isn’t just the past, it’s a whole future that never happened. There are billions and millions of unlived days for every day we live. An infinity. All the days that never came. And these are all my mum’s.”

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fezzingly:

FAVOURITE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES - 2x08/9 - The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit

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iwillmindfuckyou:

ehehehelokid:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

belowtherust:

brooklynlovesyouforlife:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods 

and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make

why cant we be mermaids 

but do they have wifi underwater

tumblr user ehehehelokid asks the real questions

i think they do

I knew you were trouble (cover)

what the fuck

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that escalated quickly

that escalated quickly

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