BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE
HOLYSHIT
guys omg guys guys listen
whoa…..
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelix:
I didn’t realize this was a 3D gif. I thought the TARDIS was pole dancing.
now thats what i call…sexy
THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
(via enjorass)
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
(via enjorass)
“The Most important human leaf in history. It’s full of stories, full of history. And full of a future that never got lived. Days that should have been but never were. Passed onto me. This leaf isn’t just the past, it’s a whole future that never happened. There are billions and millions of unlived days for every day we live. An infinity. All the days that never came. And these are all my mum’s.”
(via enjorass)
FAVOURITE DOCTOR WHO EPISODES - 2x08/9 - The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit
(via timeywimeyness)
demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
tumblr user ehehehelokid asks the real questions
i think they do
I knew you were trouble (cover)
what the fuck
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
that escalated quickly
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)